Todays Funny

Three Contractors at the White House...

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One
from Jawja, another from Alabama and the third, Florida. They go with a
White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for
materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Alabama contractor also does some measuring and figuring,
then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me."

The Jawja contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over
to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like
the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Georgian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me
and we hire the guy from Alabama."

Courtesy of Mabs